Barmaid with a real sense of humor怪物史莱克3

Barmaid with a real sense of humor.
“真”幽默的服务生

An Australian "prankster" barmaid served a patron a shot of disinfectant. She has appeared in court over what her lawyers said was a "misguided" joke.

The barmaid "was known for her prankster-style behavior." The local court was told that the drink caused the patron to become violently ill.

The patron developed ulcers on his skin after drinking the disinfectant shot. The barmaid has since lost her job and faces four charges of intentionally causing injury.

prankster someone who plays practical jokes on others  .
One who plays tricks or pranks.
恶作剧者恶作剧或开玩笑的人  

barmaid a female bartender - an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar 酒吧女服务员；女招待  barman//bartender

patron a regular customer

disinfectant Agent that inhibits the growth of or destroys harmful microorganisms such as bacteria.  
污染物, 传染物

disinfect消毒 disinfectant消毒剂

disinfector 消毒器具, 消毒者, 消毒剂

violently fierce: marked by extreme intensity of emotions or convictions;

ulcers A lesion on the surface of the skin or on a mucous surface, caused by superficial loss of tissue, usually with inflammation. Usually associated with the stomach

Shrek 3 I	Movie
Swing Swing, Flowers in the window etc.	Song List

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[怪物史莱克3].Shrek.The.Third

That's it! We're leaving!         
Calm down.
Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre. I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be.
I think that went well.
Donkey!
Come on, Shrek!
Some people just don't understand boundaries.
Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home......in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus......and filled with the stench of mud and neglect.
You had me at "vermin-filled".
And, um... maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.
That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning.
Uh, no. What I'm thinking of is a little bigger than a swamp rat.
Donkey?
No, Shrek. What if, theoretically......they were little ogre feet?
Honey, let's be rational about this. Have you seen a baby lately? They just eat and poop, and they cry......then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. Now, imagine an ogre baby. They extra-cry and they extra-poop.
Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family?
Right now, you're my family. Somebody better be dying.

Ogre  
A giant or monster in legends and fairy tales that eats human beings. 食人妖魔传说或神说中食人的巨人或妖怪

Cut out  
剪下来, 剪裁
(for, to be)适合当[做], 是...的材料
I’m not cut out for a singer.  

Vermin
Various small animals or insects, such as rats or cockroaches, that are destructive, annoying, or injurious to health. 害虫

Strew
To spread here and there; scatter: 撒四处散播；分洒：
strewing flowers down the aisle. 沿街撒花朵

Stench
A strong, foul odor; a stink.恶臭强烈的恶臭的气味；臭气