Car Repair 修车
发布: 2008-6-29 18:06 | 作者: webmaster | 来源: 本站原创 | 查看: 910次
Car Repair 修车
A blond woman(金发女郎) was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a hailstorm (冰雹) that dented her car horribly. The next day, she took her car into a repair shop to have the dents(凹陷) examined.
The repairman(修理工), noticing that she was blonde and rather dim-witted(愚钝), decided to have some fun. He told her to blow into the tailpipe(排气管) of the car really hard when she got home, as this would cause all of the dents to pop out.
When she got home, she started blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could over and over. Just then, one of her blonde friends showed up. Her friend saw her blowing into the tailpipe and was quite startled by the action.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
The first blonde told her the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe real hard so that the dents would pop out.
“You’re such an idiot!” she exclaimed. “You need to roll up the windows first!(要吹你也得先把窗户摇起来呀！)”
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."