无痛分娩 Painless Birth
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Painless Birth
无痛分娩
一对夫妇到医院生产，医生告知有种机器可以将产妇的痛楚转移给丈夫。
丈夫答应了，并让医生逐步的将痛苦从零到百分百转移给自己。
产妇顺利生产了，没有一点痛苦。
但是她丈夫也没有一点事。
但是有人发现了产妇的网球教练死在楼梯间里。
A married couple goes to hospital together to have their baby delivered. When they arrive, the doctor says they have just taken delivery of a new machine which transfers a portion of the mother's pain to the father.
"Would you be willing to try it out?" asks the doctor.
"Yes of course," says the husband, who is very much a Sensitive New Age Guy.
As the woman goes into labor, the doctor sets the machine to 10 percent and asks the man if it hurts. "No, it's fine," he says. The doctor raises the setting to 20 per cent. "Still okay," says the man. The doctor gradually lifts the setting to 50 per cent. The husband closes his eyes and grits his teeth, but insists he can cope without any problem, so the doctor raises it gradually to 75 per cent.
"I can take it," says the husband. "Give me the full 100 per cent." So the doctor does, and the wife bears the baby with no pain at all.
The doctor goes off to write up the case for The Medical Journal, while the couple takes their baby home. On the doorstep they find the wife's tennis coach dead.
