English jokes Lady’s Tees 女士的击球点
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system: "Will the gentleman on the lady's tee please move back to the men's tee?"
一个高尔夫玩家放好他的球，准备开始击打，正到打球时，一个声音从扩音系统传来"那位占用了女士的发球点的先生，请回到男士的发球点行吗?"
He looked up, looked back down and then resumed addressing the ball again. The voice again boomed, "Will the man on the red tees PLEASE MOVE BACK to the white tees?!"
他上看下看，前看后看之后继续摆放他的球。声音再次传来"那位红色发球点上的先生请回到白色发球点好吗?"
He looked back at the starters shack and yelled, "Will the IDIOT(傻瓜) on the PA(扩音器) shut up so that the man on the lady's tee can hit his second shot"!