本拉登,布什,澳大利亚人和神灯的故事
发布: 2008-9-25 15:34 | 作者: webmaster | 来源: 本站原创 | 查看: 146次
本拉登,布什和一个澳大利亚人捡到一个神灯，神灯里的神仙答应帮他们实现3个愿望。
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp.
They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together."
The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile."
The genie said the magic words and the wish came true.
Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true.
President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out."
President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!
