A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot. Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the PA system: "Will the gent...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:32:39 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1511 Tree Hazard 树的危害

A young man who was an avid golfer had a few hours to spare. He figured that if he played quickly, he could squeeze in nine holes before heading home. Just as ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:11:29 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1510 An Affair With A Horse 和马有关的事

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says, “I think my wife is having an affair ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:10:37 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1509 Weighing The Chickens 给鸡称重

A meat counter clerk, who was drunk and had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it.

“That will b...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:09:54 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1508 Alligator Shoes 鳄鱼皮鞋

A dimwitted blonde walked into a shoe store wanting to buy some new alligator shoes. The clerk quoted a price of $250.

T...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:08:56 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1507 The Brothel 妓院

An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:08:01 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1506 Got Any Crackers?

A duck walks into a bar and asks, “Got any crackers?”

The bartender says, “No.”

The duck walks out, but he walks in the next day a...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:07:39 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1505 The Job Interview 求职面试

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.

“So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?”

The...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:05:43 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1504 A Unique Golf Ball 独一无二的高尔夫球

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:05:02 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1503 Getting Married 结婚

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over t...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:04:39 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1502 The Cowboy Way 牛仔的方式

A Cowboy rides into town and stops at a saloon for a drink. When he finishes his drink, he finds his horse has been stolen. He goes back int...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:04:05 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1501 The Fire 火

Three professors (a physicist, a chemist, and a statistician) are at a meeting when a fire breaks out in a wastebasket. The physicist says, "I know what t...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:03:14 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1500 Girls' Night Out 女孩的夜里外出

Two female friends had gone out for a girls' night out, and had been decidedly overenthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:01:50 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1499 The Wealthy Plumber 富裕的水喉匠

A plumber attended to a leaky faucet at the neurosurgeon's house. After a two-minute job, he demanded $150.

The neurosurgeon exclaimed, "I ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:56:03 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1498 Snake Attack 蛇的攻击

A couple of friends were playing a round in a rather remote course in the tropics of North Australia. After several holes on...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Tue, 22 Jul 2008 00:55:16 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1446 Church Bells 教堂的大钟

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfo...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:34:11 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1445 Too Much Attention 注意过度

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well-cared for.

The next morning, th...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Sat, 05 Jul 2008 13:29:54 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1440 Differences Between You And Your Boss 你和老板的不同之处

When you take a long time, you’re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough.

When you don’t do it,...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Fri, 04 Jul 2008 01:08:01 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1438 Tiger Woods 老虎伍兹

A couple was on their honeymoon(蜜月), lying in bed, ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride (新娘) says to the husband, “I have a confession (自白) to make,...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:56:45 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1437 By My Side 和我在一起

A woman’s husband had been slipping in (滑倒) and out of a coma (昏迷) for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day.

W...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:51:32 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1436 Good Morning 早上好

An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol (酒精) on his breath and lipstick(口红) on his c...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 03 Jul 2008 00:44:22 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1429 The Farmhouse 农舍

Jack decides to go skiing(滑雪) with his buddy(伙伴) Bob. They load up Jack's station wagon and head north. After driving for a few hours, they get caught in a t...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:14:28 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1428 Car Repair 修车

A blond woman(金发女郎) was driving her car home one night when she suddenly found herself in the middle of a hailstorm (冰雹) that dented her car horribly. The next day, she too...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Sun, 29 Jun 2008 18:06:59 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1420 The Health Club 健康俱乐部

Several members of a health club were having their first meeting. The director of the group said, "Now...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:39:45 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1419 The Chicken Or The Egg 是鸡还是鸡蛋?

A chicken and egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face, while the egg is frowning and lookin...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:38:20 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1418 The Forgetful Bartender 健忘的酒保

A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.

"But I paid, don't you remember?" as...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:36:08 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1417 The Speed of Technology 技术的速度

Bill Gates and the chairman of GM are arguing over which company is better. Bill Gates boasts, "If cars grew in technology as fast as computers did, we would b...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Thu, 26 Jun 2008 23:35:04 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1394 Spousal Control 配偶控制

Three guys are talking in a pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives; the third remains quiet. After a while one of...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:13:29 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1393 Murphy’s Passing 墨菲的死

Murphy dropped dead the moment he arrived home from a vacation in the tropics. He was laid out in the coffin for friends and neighbors to pay their last respects.

...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:12:08 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1392 Vocabulary Lesson 单词课

Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack, a slow learner, raised his hand to ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:11:25 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1391 Murphy’s Tumble 墨菲的倒下

Two tough union men were working on a building site when Murphy fell from the second-floor scaffolding.

"Are ya dead?" cried Gallagher from above.

"To be s...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:10:51 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1390 Doctor's Poker Game  医生的扑克游戏

A well-respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after a...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:10:06 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1389 Outsmarting The Police 糊弄警察

Three blokes are driving around, drinking beers and having a laugh when the driver looks in the mirror and sees the flashing lights of a police car telling him to pu...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:06:10 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1388 Fascinate 魅力

The teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went to the New Your City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascin...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:05:22 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1387 Attorney Afterlife 律师的来世

An attorney passed on and found himself in Heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:04:17 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1386 The Old Family Physician 老家庭医师

The old family physician, being away on vacation, entrusted his practice to his son, a recent medical student. When the old man returned, the youngster told him ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:03:12 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1385 Extreme Sexual Exhaustion 极端性发泄

A college professor just finished explaining an important research project to ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:01:58 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1384 Or What? 或什么？

A man goes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t wanted to have sex with him for the past seven months. The doctor thinks about it for a moment and tells the man to brin...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:01:18 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1383 Small Town Cop 小镇警察

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Quiet!" snapped the of...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:58:49 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1382 Fire Engine 消防车

As a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:58:12 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1381 Drunk Fishing 喝醉了钓鱼

An extremely drunk fellow decides that he wants to go fishing. He packs up all his tackle and sets out in search of a suitable spot. Eventually, he stumbles across a huge a...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:57:22 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1380 Drinks Are On Me 随便喝都归我埋单(付账)

This guy staggers into a bar and shouts, "A double whisky please, barman, and a drink for everyone here… and while you're at it, have one yourself." 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:54:24 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1379 X-Rated Video 色情片

A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video(成人电影/成人影片). She goes to the video store and, after l...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:53:48 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1378 Last Requests 最后的要求

Three women are about to be executed. One is a brunette, one is a redhead and one is a blonde. Two guards bring the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has an...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:52:58 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1377 Magic Mirror 魔镜

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies' room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, on...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:52:20 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1376 The Sunburn 日炙

A young man finally got a date with the blond female who lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apar...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:51:48 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1375 The Telegram 贺电

A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes th...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:51:11 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1374 The Tired Genie 厌倦的精灵

A truck driver was driving down the highway one afternoon when he heard a "pop." Thinking he had blown a tire, he steered the rig onto the sho...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:50:22 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1373 Mistaken Identity 错误的身份

A drunken man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her passionately. She jumped up and ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:49:36 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1372 Old Man Murphy 墨菲老头

Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowne...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:48:45 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1371 The Proposition 命题

A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, "I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks."

He puts his drink down and starts going thro...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:46:45 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1370 Nude Beach 裸泳海滩

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:45:48 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1369 The Diagnosis 诊断

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman an...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:45:10 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1368 Sperm Bank Robbery 精子银行劫案

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

"But we're not a r...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:44:23 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1367 Immaculate Conception 圣母无染原罪

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they d...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:43:50 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1366 Sexual Tip  性秘诀

Two older men are sitting on a park bench talking when one of them asks the other about his sex life. The man says that he has an excellent sex life and is still very active...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:42:07 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1365 God And Adam Strike A Deal

上帝与亚当的罢工协议

After God created Adam he ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:41:19 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1364 That’s Once 第一次

提示:农夫的规矩是:事不过三

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The far...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:39:20 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1363 The Test 测试

This guy's wife asks, "Honey, if I died would you remarry?"

He replies, "Well, after a considerable period of grieving, we all need companionship, so I guess I w...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:38:10 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1362 The Voice 一个声音

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice say, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:37:21 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1361 Second Opinion 第二个想法

A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you’re no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. ...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:36:44 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1360 Betty Crocker 贝蒂克罗克

One day, a woman came up to her husband and told him that the TV was broken and she was missing her shows.

"Does it say cable repairman anywhere on my forehead?" he...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:35:22 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1359 In The Service 服务中

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" the interviewer asks.

"Yes, I was a Marine," responds the applicant.

"Did you see any active du...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:30:46 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1358 I’ll Drink To That!

Steve, Bob and Jeff were working on very high scaffolding one day when, suddenly, Steve fell off and was killed instantly. After the ambulance left with Steve...]]> 英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:28:26 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1357 Surprise Visit 吃惊的造访

Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stopped by his office where she found him with his secretary sitting in his lap.
英语笑话 cnnas Mon, 23 Jun 2008 00:27:18 GMT http://bbs.cnnas.com/www/index.php/action-viewnews-itemid-1356 Jimmy Poole 麦普尔